heads up! while i try to make my site as accessible as possible, there are some small flashing images to look out for, mostly blinkies and little pixels. keep that in mind!
also, while this site will be safe for work, i am still an adult. i won't discuss nothing crazy, but this site is rated 16+ for my comfort. proceed with caution.

if you understand my rules and wish to proceed, please click on the little bitty nuko here! ----->